Penthouse March 2010

PICTORIALS
34 Her Cups Runneth Over
Pet of the Year Runner-Up
Veronica Ricci
64 Bathing Beauty
Pet of the Month
Jelena Jensen
88 Built for Speed
Natalia Forrest
106 Who's the Boss?
Sadie & Tiffany
124 Power Play
Jade Vixen
FULL FRONTAL
11 Revealing Entertainment
12 Flicks
Hot Tub Time Machine and film concepts so bad, they're great.
14 DVDs
The biggest Clint Eastwood box set yet.
16 Sounds
Alkaline Trio's Matt Skiba, plus reviews.
18 Joystick
BioShock2.
20 Reads
Lash life: memoir of a dominatrix.
LIFE ON TOP
23 Driving Force
Ford's F-150 Raptor SVT.
26 Freewheelin'
Triumph's re-created Thunderbird.
28 Scoundrel
Is her lack of rack a reason to cheat?
30 Live & Learn
Playing the Age Card: a new way to avoid shit that annoys you.
32 The Pour House
A. J. Rathbun's new tippling tome.
FEATURES
46 Mining the Madnes
Our compact guide to the NCAA's annual hard-court hysteria.
By John Bolster
50 Hookers for Jesus
Bringing salvation to the heart of Las Vegas.
By Harmon Leon
52 Austin Power House
The surprising new owner of the world's most famous brothel.
By Craig Modderno
58 Big League
Internet funnyman Jon Lajoie leaps to TV. By Peter Schrager
60 Hold on Tight, Cowboys
Broncs, benders, and babes at Calgary's legendary stampede.
By Jonah Keri
82 Sex, Drugs, and Rock'n' Roll
Our favorite tales of backstage antics.
By Kara Wahlgren
86 Working Stiff
Why you should make passes at girls who wear glasses.
As told to Ronnie Koenig
98 The World's Most Idiotic Sports
Fun to read about, disastrous to attempt.
By Adam Russ and Andrew Davies
116 Double Exposure
Tips for successful cougar cruising and better anal sex.
By Martin Downs, MPH., and. Victoria Zdrok, Ph.D.
DEPARTMENTS
4 Forum
79 Peep Show
80 Pet Projects
104 X-Rated Video
120 Illustrated Forum
142 Parting Shot: Homage