Erotic X-Film Guide August 1986 Magazine |
TABLE OF CONTENTS6 Lecherous Letters!
COLLEEN'S HOT SLOT
Horny Perverts & High Praise
10 Porn Video Preview!
IN SEARCH OF THE WILD BEAVER
Cooze-Dripping Coeds Drop Trou!
18 Cartoon Humor
VOJTKO'S FILM FUNNIES
19 Monkeyball Gossip!
L.A. LAID BARE
By Shirley "Slut" Rosenberg
23 Porn Video Preview!
HYAPATIA'S SECRET DREAMS
Wet Cherokee Fantasies
"WE WEIGH HEAVY ON A MAN'S MIND... WHEN WE SIT ON HIS FACE!"
Claim Film Fatties
34 Porn Cinema Preview
RETURN TO SEX 5TH AVENUE
Girls Do Anything For Members
44 Porn Star Fuckers!
"I WAS Seka'S ORIENTAL LESBIAN FANTASY!"
Claims Jenny Kim (Raffaelli Pix Prove It!)
52 Porn Cinema Preview!
SUZIE SUPER STAR PART 2
Traci Lords Flexes Her Tonsils
"I WANNA FUCK GIRLS WITH A STRAP-ON DILDO!"
Starlet Krista Lane
65 Porn Cinema Preview!
SOME KIND OF WOMAN
This Movie Needs A Sexier Title
71 New York Gossip!
75 Discovery Of The Month!
"I'M A PUSH- OVER FOR A MAN WHO EATS PUSSY!" —Regine Bardot
80 Porn Cinema Preview!
THE HOUSE OF BLUE DREAMS
Supernatural Nookie On The Loose
I'm afraid I have to own up to the horrible truth: Our worst critics are right!
For the past couple of years, many actresses, producers, directors and men's publications
have been saying that EFG aims for its readers' basest instincts. They claim that
our interviews and stories bring out the worst in porn stars, and that we pick
raw, steamy photos instead of more flattering and tasteful ones. Well, they're
right. EFG is a raunchy, outrageous magazine that anyone except a bunch of prurient
perverts would find absolutely shocking. What other magazine would have Krista
Lane talking about her lesbian tendencies and her obsession with fucking other
girls with strap-on dildos, or newcomer Regine Bardot (a pretty Filipina) bragging
how she likes to have her pussy eaten? What other publication would feature two
fat girls sitting on the faces of hapless men and smothering them with lust? What
other magazine would pass over all the hype you read in other gossip columns and
get right to the smutty, inside scoops?
EFG is what the rest of the X-rated industry talks about! Actresses complain about
us, directors say we don't show the proper respect, and producers are outraged
by the way we debase their "respectable" product by printing only the
But then again, where else are you gonna find out about Seka's lesbian affair
with pretty Korean actress Jenny Kim (accompanied by stunning photos), and see
in glorious color some of the hottest films and videos on the market today? Where
else are you gonna find page after page of dick-stiffening action?
It boils down to this. A lot of people are outraged by us. But our readers, well,
you still love us. You keep buying us and telling us to keep shovelling more filth
your way. I guess we're doing something right!