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Celebrity Sleuth # 100 - Vol. 13 # 3 Magazine
UPC: 07480850063503
Volume 13 Issue # 3 Number 100 TABLE OF CONTENTSOur 100th Issue!!!
'Nipped' from Today's Headlines!
TOP STORIES
4 Their Ship 'Came' In CATHERINE ZETA JONES
8 Their Plane Didn't CAROLYN BESSETTE KENNEDY
12 From Splash to Crash Daryl Hannah
14 First Full Frontals! MAMIEVAN DOREN
HITCHED & DITCHED
18 Royal Wedding SOPHIE RHYS-JONES
22 More Than 'Friends' COURTENEY COX
24 Four Weddings and a Divorce ANDIE MacDOWELL
28 'The Worm' Squirms Carmen Electra
STYLE SECTION
32 Model Wedding ESTHER CANADAS
36 Murdoch's Fox SARAH O'HARE
38 Easy Exotic PADMA
AT THE MOVIES
42 Eyes Wide Shut Nicole Kidman
46 The Thomas Crown Affair RENE RUSSO
48 The Bare Wench Project JULIE STRAIN/JULIE SMITH/ANTONIA DORIAN/NIKKI FRITZ/
LORISSA McCOMAS
CRIME BEAT
52 The Hollywood Madam JODY 'BABYDOL' GIBSON
54 Are You Being Served? DEBBIE LINDEN
58 Page 3 Bust! LISA BANGERT/ DEBI JACKSON/EMMA MORGAN/CHRISTINA HANCE
64 The Mexican Madonna GLORIA TREVI
68 Pitt Stop ATHENA ROLANDO
HISTORIC 'DATES'
72 Someday Her Prince Will ... TASHA MOTA
74 Titanic Tryst FRANCINE LEWIS
78 Spare the Rod VICKY LEE
PAGE SEX
82 Still Insatiable Marilyn Chambers
86 Torn Ginger Lynn
90 America's #1 Sexpert DR.AVA CADELL
94 'Little Auntie' Fanny TIAZINHA
98 Back Issues Available
99 Special Offers
EDITORIAL
THE SLEUTHSAYER
"There are things," lens legend Diane Arbus {V5 N2} once observed, "which
nobody would see unless I photographed them." Or unless Sleuth found them...
"CELEBRITY SLEUTH is the best reason to spend $4.99 at a newsstand,"
Screw magazine reviewer Eric Danville C.S. Danville wrote 97 issues ago (last
month, he began writing for us). "The man behind this mag is nothing less
than a monomaniacal genius when it comes to ferreting out the single glimpse of
tit, the one-time-only hint of nipple that celebs have flashed in the course of
their entire careers. Never in my wildest fantasies, and let me tell you...".
And never in mine was there even a thought that "The Little Mag That Could"
would survive—and thrive—for ONE HUNDRED ISSUES!! What began as a
hobby has grown to a goldmine...and an institution. As our Internet equal in excellence,
Uncle Scoopy (www.scoopy.net), recently e-mailed us: "Your back issues, taken
together, are the Bible of Celebrity Nudity, and with fully 43% less smiting than
the original bible." We're more smitten with religious Rene Russo (get to
know her biblically on p. 46), a "deeply committed Christian" who vows:
"I don't know wherein the Bible it says, 'Don't be nude in a motion picture.
In some of the most beautiful paintings in the Vatican, people are in the nude."
Always looking up, Sleuth continues to pray for nudes of the Christine Chapel
{Dr. McCoy's nubile nurse Majel Barrett.... Skin and 'Bones'?).
"Once you have an established body of work," says Hollywood honcho Larry
Thompson about stars' stripping, "you don't have to expose yourself."
Nor to praise yourself...though we do think Sleuth is unique in five basic ways:
1) the only major magazine to last 15 years without ever taking a paid ad fthe
other "sophisticates" all have 30-50 pages of the same phone sex and
love aids come-ons in every issue); 2) all our letters {facing) are "In Your
Own Write" and 100% real; 3) despite uncovering over 4,000 female celebrities
so far, there's barely been repeat images unless readers resoundingly request;
4) each issue has a consistent, cohesive theme from start to finish; and 5) it's
meant to be read as well as ogled fall the facts...along with figures).
Thus, our landmark 100th issue is indeed news...so we've stopped the presses—while
pressing the flesh—for a "NudesWorthy" late edition. Indeed, every
F-fort has been made to lay out the paper in familiar sections (above): front
page, formalities, fashion, film, felonies, footnotes and frolics. Think of it
as your local Examine•her.
As Vogue verifies: "The biggest new star in Hollywood, Catherine Zeta Jones
tour covergirl!) is a sultry vamp who at times seems a throwback to a '40s or
'60s idea of beauty and sex." "She's genius!" confirms designer
Narciso Rodriguez—hailed as a "clothing genius" after creating
that wondrous wedding gown for Carolyn Bessette Kennedy {p. 8}. "My inspiration
is skin. You can't get closer to a woman than her skin. Always follow the curves."
And we'll be there to lead you, as always...
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