Swank Magazine Back Issue - April 1999
Swank April 1999 Magazine |
UPC: 07148602784304 | ISSN: 1069-1723
TABLE OF CONTENTS6 Cassandra
So young, so innocent, so nude!
14 Readers' Letters
18 Julia & Brigitte
Your biker babe fantasies cum true!
30 Tales of the Unexplained
These mermaids make Jaws look as harmless as a sea cucumber!
She's why gentlemen prefer blondes!
40 Star Struck
Marylin stars at a bachelor party!
She bares all... and then some!
50 Dirty Talk
This how-to is worth a thousand words!
54 June, Mila & Jimmy
Who says three's a crowd
64 Holli Woods
Holli reveals what she really wants in bed!
A vision in red (and pink)!
This pin-up beauty is sure to become a classic
84 Dial Nikki
Nikki enjoys some love in an elevator!
86 Ashley Lauren
Feast your eyes on this sweet treat!
97 Swank Pranks
Tell these jokes and become instantly popular!
98 XXX Reviews
Read before you rent!
This exotic beauty leaves you breathless!
177 Claudia & Sebastian
Boy meets girl, boy and girl pose nude!
If you're lucky enough to be completely free of "friends" who constantly
spew age-old cliches, I envy you. You know who I'm talking about...those self-righteous
assholes who cheerfully say things like, "At least you have your health,"
after you tell them your house was robbed or give you that "If you love something,
set it free..." line when your girlfriend dumps you for your best friend.
These people just love to hang around casino tables and poker games — you
do something stupid like lose next month's rent and they'll be right there get
to shake their head and tell you, "A bird in the hand is worth two in the
bush." (Speaking of two in the bush, check out Julia & Brigitte on that
That's probably the same person who will sit on a bar stool and watch as you make
your move on on chicks like Cassandra, Mallory, Venus, Ashley and Mason and bark
some encouraging line across the room like: "There goes my bud, he's a lean,
mean cunnilingus machine." That's really gonna help get you laid.
You want to ask Lucy to dinner or Corinne out for a show? One of these people
will slap you on the back and say, "Don't worry if you get turned down. Remember,
a penny saved is a penny earned." Thanks, fucko!
Well, no need to fret. Even if you did get the old heave-ho earlier in the night,
we still have June, Mila & Claudia to guarantee you an evening of hot, steamy
And like the true compadre that we are you can always turn to Swank for fresh,
new, cliche-free entertainment. Hell, we'll even help you think of things to say.
Turn to our "how-to" on Dirty Talk to get started.
Plus, we've got reviews of some of the best new XXX videos. We've got nasty, dirty
letters from our readers. Not to mention our porn star columnists Nikki Dial,
Holli Woods and Marylin Star here every month. Yes, Swank is non-stop excitement
from beginning to end.
All's well that ends well!