Stag Magazine Back Issue - March 1981
Front Cover||Rear Cover|
Stag March 1981 Magazine |
UPC: 0714860240703 | ISSN: 1088-6583
Volume 32 Issue # 3
TABLE OF CONTENTS4 BACKSTAGE AT STAG
6 OPENING UP
Nora plays with the U.S. Male
10 SNEAK PREVIEW
X-rated reviews by Richard Milner
13 THE STAG RAG
America's Nookie Newspaper
19 THE ULTIMATE INSIDER
Porn news by Marc Stevens
22 SUSAN NERO
Article by Martin Cassidy
26 THAT'S INFUCKINGCREDIBLE!
Article by Suzanne Felzen
31 STAG'S ANGELS
Article by Mandy
38 STAG TALKS TO THE AYATOLLAH
Interview by Herb Dunn
41 HELLO SAILOR!
Pictorial featuring Veri Knotty
53 STAG SWINGS WITH THE CUTTHROATS
Article by Halsey Munson
58 LOVE KNOT
Fiction by Elizabeth Tedesco
61 Vanessa Del Rio
Article by Martin Cassidy
67 LISA AND BOB
Pictorial featuring Stagdate Lisa Boyd and Bob Ryan
77 HOT CHAT
Readers discuss their wildest sex experiences
BACKSTAGE AT STAG
Don't ask what I'm doing here. John Tido, our editor, took off with Stag's Angels
and we haven't seen hide nor pubic hair of them in two weeks. If any of you see
Tido, point him toward a phone and dial this number for him—(212) 541-7100.
We're very worried. The bastard didn't even have the decency to write this Backstage
column before he left.
So I have to. I want you to know that I'm not cut from the same cloth as Tido
and our Senior Managing Editor, Richard. I don't do drugs. You won't see any photos
of me surrounded by naked bimbos. When I was growing up, while all the other kids
were blowing up cars and spray painting the gym, my idea of raising hell was getting
thrown out of the library for uncontrollable giggling.
Most of the women I know have made it with more women than I have. So I provide
a kind of moderating influence around here. Take this Ayatollah interview on page
38. When Herb Dunn wrote the piece for us, Tido says, "Let's have a drawing
of the Ayatollah reading the Koran while he's screwing a goat." Milner says,
"That's too much. Let's can the goat and show him jerking off while reading
the Koran with a copy of Stag hidden inside it."
I'm listening to this and imagining thousands of angry Iranians surrounding the
office, waving their fists and chanting, "Death to Stag!" I talked my
fellow editors into an excellent illustration by John Robinette, tastefully done,
as we strictly limited the amount of dribbling saliva from Khomeini's mouth.
Susan Nero on page 22. The woman has an extremely large chest. Milner wanted to
do the opening spread like one of those fold-out greeting cards, with Sue's breasts
popping off the page and into the reader's face. An interesting idea, maybe, but
impossible to actually do.
Nora's advice column on page 6. Nora's a nut. She got a letter this month from
a girl in Canada who says she hasn't had sex in a year and is considering jumping
nude out of a window to her death. Nora's advice? "Darling. Don't do it.
Not until we get a Stag camera crew out to Toronto." We would all be arrested
if we printed that, but come to think of it, it would make an interesting layout.
Vanessa Del Rio on page 61. It's a nice pictorial article, right? You know what
Tido wanted to do? He wanted to print a big shot of Vanessa with her mouth wide
open and perforate the hole formed by the lips so you readers could punch it out
and do nasty things with her. That's infuckingcredible!
I think you'll enjoy this month's Stag. Besides the Ayatollah, Nero, and Nora,
we got some really hot shots of Veri Knotti on page 42. Stag's Angels scored in
L.A., on page 31. And we got the lowdown on an insane punk rock group on page
53. But best of all, I kept us out of jail one more month. See you all in the
April Stag. I hope.