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Maxim # 87 - March 2005 Magazine
ISSN: 1092-9789
Number 87 TABLE OF CONTENTSFEATURES
114 COSMIC GIRL
GRACE PARK
The finest alien in the new Battlestar Galactica tells us:"I was like,'So
you want some crazy forest sex? OK, I gotcha: In the end they had to totally edit
it down and take out all my moaning." (Girls moan during sex, FYI.)
120 TERROR RISING
THE SECOND WAVE
An Army vet who foresaw 9/11 reveals where we're most vulnerable to a second attack.
Are you listening, Homeland Security?
130 OUTWIT, OUTPLAY, UNDRESS
JULIE BERRY
This sweet Survivor contestant didn't triumph on the show, but she won us over
with tales of bad coconuts, physical challenges, and that dreamy Jeff Probst.
(Dude, they're, like, totally going out.)
136 SCORECARD
ULTIMATE CONQUESTS
Sure, it would be cool to score with Paris, Angelina, Britney, or any other one-name
wonder. But if you want to really challenge yourself, you'll tackle Maxim's 10
most unattainable (and mostly hot) females. Better luck next year, Condi!
138 DIRTY SECRETS
THE BEST SEX ADVICE EVER GIVEN
Do your attempts to spice things up in bed leave women laughing (or yelping in
pain)? Yeah, we were chumps,too, until we got tips from i !the pros, including
seven sexologists, two porn'moguls, a gorgeous
wrestling diva, Heidi Fleiss, Ron Jeremy, Ice-T—and 2.5 lesbians!
144 COVER GIRL
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT
In the new sitcom In the Game, she plays the hottest sports reporter since Willow
Bay. Happily, she took a time-out to talk to us about awkward sex scenes, pop
star status in Japan, and why you shouldn't mention your mother while hooking
up.
152 WE WANT ANSWERS!
IAN McSHANE
We saddle up with Deadwood's mustachioed bad boy, who cuts loose about the connection
between capitalism and crime, the ins and outs of rothel ownership, and his favorite
curse word. Hint: It starts with a C.
REGULARS
36 READERS' LETTERS
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
Ever wonder why we never write back? Perhaps you should take a hint.
42 THE FUNNIES
LAUGH, STUPID!
"Michael Jackson!" For punch lines with jokes attached, go here.
44 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
GREAT BRITTANY
Revisit our Hometown Hottie champ.Then check out a set of robotic legs, a flying
lawn mower, and a Web site you may someday use to shoot deer. Apparently, this
whole "technology" thing is really
taking off.
71 HOW TO
SCORE AT A LAUNDROMAT
Then treat your sweetie to microwave meat loaf. Works every time.
78 IN THE BEDROOM
SECRET DRAWER.
This month's hottie shows off a $500 corset.We can't wait to try it on!
80 BODY SHOP
HAVE FRIES, WILL TRAVEL
Meet biodiesel, an alternative fuel that comes, mostly, from vegetable oil. Now
turn that Bloomin' Onion into go juice and roll, hippie!
86 SPORTS
BIG ORANGEMEN ON CAMPUS
Free drinks, rabid fans, gorgeous groupies.Your hopeless fantasies, or a day in
the life of a college basketball star? Our hot columnist investigates.
92 CELEBRITY ADVISER
FLAVOR FLAY
The painfully shy rapper shares his wisdom.Yeah, boyeee!
94 HOT ZONE
BLOOD SPORT
The new Unreal Championship 2 is sadistic fun—just like heroin!
112 INSTANT EXPERT
THE ODDS OF MARCH
Tired of finishing just slightly ahead of the cleaning lady in the office NCAA
tourney pool? We've got 15 ways to climb to the top of the bracket, plus useless
trivia to spout as you gloat over that awesome $40 pot.
155 TOP GEAR
BALL BREAKER
Check out the latest in pool-shooting help, wi-fi systems, and breakfast.
192 ASK ANYTHING
HOW DO SHIPS DISPOSE OF CRAP?
Plus, the secrets of Kevlar, the seven signs of the apocalypse, and more!
FASHION
163 MAXIM FASHION
ALL FIRED UP
172 JEAN THERAPY
174 MOIST AND CRAZY
182 HOLY SHIRT!
186 SHADY BUSINESS |
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