Maxim Magazine Back Issue - July 2001
Maxim # 43 - July 2001 Magazine |
UPC: 07480803744507 | ISSN: 1092-9789
Volume 5 Issue # 7 Number 43
TABLE OF CONTENTSFEATURES
84 WE WANT ANSWERS!
WILLIAM H. MACY
We ask the star of Jurassic Park III all the tough questions...like how he manages
to play a pathetic psychopath and a pornographer so convincingly.
86 COVER GIRL
Beautiful Brittany went from dark and Cluless to blonde and Drop Dead Gorgeous.
Now she's the catch of the summer in the extra-base hit Summer Catch. Try keep
your eye on the ball.
94 TINY TERRORS
What do Clint Eastwood's daughter, the third rail, and these 10 cute little critters
all have in common? Stick out your hand and find out.
98 STARDATE 2001
THE NEXT BIG THINGS
A quick peek at six new inventions that will change your life. No fart megaphone
108 CRAZY LIKE A FOX
This L.A.wild child likes talking about sex, loves Britney Spears, and thinks
Tinseltown's full of shit. She's perfect.
116 GUY RULES
If every guy read—and obeyed!—these simple social guidelines, life
would be nothing but sex, beer, and uninterrupted peace in the bathroom. Pass
122 PERFECT POSTURES
ASSUME THE POSITION
Learn 15 of the downright dirtiest pole positions to make your woman scream...this
time not in horror.
130 SEASON'S GREETINGS
Buckle up! Chromiumblue.com's Summer Altice takes you on the sexiest, nakedest
7-page adventure ever.
138 FIGHTING WORDS
MR. NICE GUY
We sent our own 142-pound wise-ass to Sin City to get all the dirt on prison life—and
a whole lot more—from Iron Mike Tyson. And Mike is not happy.
One guy sells us his soul for Eliza Dushku, a Lady Di fan calls us ignorant, and
2,437 people correct us on the year Einstein invented gravity. Depressing, isn't
Here's $150...now amuse us.
30 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
We've outdone ourselves! This month it's two-headed animals, posable homies, celebrity
personals, and all the other sick and twisted news that's fit to print.
38 BLONDE AMBITIONS
FARIS ON WHEELS
Take ride on the wild side with Scary Movie 2's Anna Faris. The naughty natural
blonde is back in black for a second round of kung-fu fighting.
54 HOW TO...
Get out of a sand trap, face sissy fears, live on Mars, declare bankruptcy, defend
yourself, and leave the perfect message.
Lance Armstrong, the best cyclist on earth, talks about sex, drugs, and ugly Euro
70 SAYS HER
You have the right to remain silent. If you waive your right, we'll teach you
how to answer all incriminating relationship questions. With no loss of sexual
76 THE EDGE
TICKET TO RIDE
There are just four ways to avoid a speeding ticket. Since we're guessing you
don't have big tits, here are the other three, straight from the piggy's mouth.
80 WHAT'S UP, DOC?
ASK DR. MAXIM
Your arches are falling, you fear public toilets and steroid binges are turning
you into a iry-backed, pea-nut maniac. Dr. Maxim to the rescue!
Shorts and sneakers in Miami and the best watches of all time—it's the coolest
gear to beat the heat.
168 HOT ZONE
History's sexiest cartoon creations, De Niro and Brando in The Score, and blink-182,Tricky,and
182 GEAR UP!
Find out which gas station chain stinks the most, all the best road bikes for
breaking away, and every little thing there is to know about hanging on when you're
really, really hung over.
196 POP QUIZ
Are you as stupid as you look? Better make sure.