FHM # 46 - July 2004 Magazine |
Volume 5 Issue # 7 Number 46
TABLE OF CONTENTSFEATURES
74 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
He would have stomped Tobey if the Goblin outfit wasn't so cumbersome.
Earn rewards for boinking.
Places so dangerous and despicable Detroit didn't make the cut.
82 CHRISTINA MILIAN
Pop's other royal heinie shakes it.
Jay Cutler is only the world's second best strongman. Congrats, Chyna!
96 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
Earned millions for The Donald and 15 minutes for naked Survivor guy.
98 BERCLIND ICEY
THE ICE WOMAN COMETH
Meet TV's sexiest bailiff since Bull.
The murderous descent of a family.
When Mother Nature breaks wind, she leaves a mark.
114 COVER GIRL
Anna Nicole Smith
A 60-pill bottle of TrimSpa can be yours for only $39.95.
122 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
When he goes down, he comes back up golden.
IN EVERY ISSUE
A reader ruins her pants, a Wildboy gets slap-happy and a trio of hotties earn
FHM's stamp of approval.
Surf 'n' turf spectacular—with the largest wave and cow we've ever seen.
Plus, stained undies.
School's out, but you can still learn the fundamentals of rock, mind tricks and
how to dodge balls.
Get spiffy with tailored threads and comfy with polo shirts. Plus, check the time
like a rock star.
Laptops to keep your fingers busy and a computer-powered vibrator to keep the
Motorcycles to put hair on your sac. Plus, an Indy champ teaches us how to drive
like a maniacal Indy champ.
Walker, Texas Ranger has nothing on the brave souls who enter the Army's Ranger
72 BAR ROOM JOKES
Without jokes, beer, a jukebox, a pool table or a Buck Hunter machine, the bar
room would simply be incomplete. Especially without those jokes.
160 TRUE STORIES
You have to feel for the poor chap whose friends hogtie and hang him in a tree.
Or you can laugh at him like the rest of us.