FHM # 45 - June 2004 Magazine |
Volume 5 Issue # 6 Number 45
TABLE OF CONTENTSFEATURES
66 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
Is it his fault that SportsCenter anchors feel the need to make up annoying catchphrases?
FIGHT LIKE A GIRL!
Because the only battles guys ever seem to win involve Real World and Road Rules
74 CARD SHARK
Ms. World Poker Tour proves that the best part of blowing your savings isn't the
complimentary, watered-down Scotch.
82 ENTERTAINMENT SPECIAL
'Tis the season for blockbuster films, fire-breathing transformers and tremendous
94 THIS YEAR'S MODEL
The folks at Guess aren't the only ones who want Landi in their pants.
Evidently, there's more to table soccer than jabbing the pole into your opponent's
108 COVER CIRL
All eyes will be on the sexy globetrotter this summer as she makes her feature-film
debut in Dodgeball.
116 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
Breaking the sound barrier excuses the 80-year-old pilot's present-day curmudgeonry.
IN EVERY ISSUE
The hottest teacher, the hairiest feet and the coolest toilet we've ever seen.
Plus, more superfluous nipples.
Meet a woman who could kick your ass and a woman who could out-eat you. Then play
guess the butt.
Slipknot gets a makeover, Saddam surrenders and Velvet Revolver runs A for the
Athletes get their kicks and average guys get sporty. Plus, windbreakers to break
Watercrafts for finding buried treasure and splashing locals. Plus, Dupri teases
Enjoy summer as if you're on house arrest, with the best home-theater and patio
Olympic decathlete Tom Pappas on how to win at damn-near everything, and fatties
on how to lose lard.
64 BAR ROOM JOKES
Remember these for when Uncle Charley starts unleashing those uncomfortable swinger
stories from his youth.
160 TRUE STORIES
As long as men videotape humping animals, fornicate around their parents and inappropriately
touch strippers, we'll have a page to share the pain.