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Maxim # 51 - March 2002 Magazine
UPC: 07165803744103 | ISSN: 1092-9789
Number 51 TABLE OF CONTENTSFEATURES
120 WE WANT ANSWERS!
KID ROCK
From little Joe C. and sling in' crack rock to Pammy's triple-Ds and the face of Detroit trash rock, the baddest man in the Motor City lets it all hang out.
Meet the lady-killer in a wife-beater. Damn, we're so jealous.
122 COVER GIRL
TARA REID
The best reason to risk eight bucks on National Lampoon's Van Wilder, Tara was
last seen as the tasty filling in American Pie2...and giving Carson Daly the bedroom
boot. Come see a photo shoot you'll never forget.
132 DUMB, DUMBER, DUMBESTEST
THE 100 STOOPIDEST THINGS EVER
Mopeds, freebasing, the metric system, and 97 other totally asinine things that
make Soap on a Rope look like a Mensa project.
138 FIRE IN THE HOLE
MAXIM/COSMO SPECIAL: THE WAR BETWEEN THE SEXES...IS OVER!
Five Maxim editors sit down with the hotties of Cosmopolitan and hammer out a
binding treaty that ensures you blow jobs, SportsCenter, and total bathroom supremacy
forever. Boo-yah!
148 DIRTY SECRETS
SWEDE EMOTION
Scandinavian-goddess-turned-Texan Victoria Silvstedt just can't seem to find clothes
to fit her seductive 5'11" frame. And yet the camera wouldn't stop clicking...
154 TRUE TALES OF PISS AND VINEGAR
SURVIVE THIS!
The 20th century's most incredible stories of gritty survival in the most outrageous
conditions. You'll never complain about a blister again, pussy.
164 LATIN LOVER
TIME BOMB
Colombian queen Paula Garces, star of this month's family flick Clockstoppers,
may play a pure and innocent 16-year-old girl in the movies, but she's all grown-up
when she's with us. We swear, Officer.
170 BAND-AID
LONG LIVE ROCK!
Rock'n'roll—left for dead by boy bands and heroin needles—is back!
Meet five up-and-coming American bands that wouldn't be caught dead dancing with
*NSYNC in a Super Bowl halftime show.
REGULARS
28 LETTERS
We've got horny freshmen, angry Coast Guardsmen, and turkey bestiality. Same as
last month, really...
36 JOKES
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace! = $150.
40 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
The greatest show on Earth presents: exploding cats, subliminal sex CDs, canned
exotic meat, and more...
48 SCHOOL DAZE
CITY GIRL
City High's Claudette Ortiz is a Puerto Rican R&B sensation on the stage and
a lot more than just picture-perfect off it. Read on and find out what makes this
beautiful show-stopper tick.
58 HOW TO
Bea DJ, get on TV, win a hockey fight, catch her snooping, and negotiate a prenup.
Before it's too late.
85 SAYS HER
MORE SEX NOW!
Has honking your girl become passé? It has for us... Turn your boring sex
life into a headbangers' ball.
90 CAR COLUMN
CAT SCRATCH FEVER
The new Jaguar XKR goes 0-60 in no time flat—and makes panties spontaneously
combust.
94 SPORTS
BET THE TOURNEY LIKE A PRO!
Screw your office pool: Make some real money on March Madness this year with our
no-fail betting tips.
100 WHAT'S UP, DOC?
ASK DR. MAXIM
Our naughty nurse shows how to lose your gut, bathe your bung, and spooge like
a star. Who needs HMOs?
104 HOT ZONE
Super Furry Animals, Lo Fidelity Allstars, Eels, Kelis, and H. G. Wells' great-grandson's
Time Machine. Sorry, no room for Backstreet Boys retrospectives.
181 FASHION
Twenty-seven-page spring special! The smoothest threads misappropriated expense
money can buy.
213 TOP GEAR
A kick-ass all-terrain vehicle from Yamaha, great gifts for you, and a delay-free
carry-on road test.
220 FOOD
WINE & DINE
Nothing says St. Paddy's Day like hot beef. Learn how to make a corned beef and
colcannon spread so tasty your lady friend might even stay for breakfast. Coicannon?
Yup.
232 BAR EXAM
Find out how smart you is. (For best results use pointy end of pencil.) |
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