Playboy February 2003

COVER STORY
Alison Eastwood is a magnum force to be reckoned with. Clint's daughter has made the jump from modeling to acting—and she even has her own ranch-inspired clothing line. For Contributing Photographer Arny Freytag, Alison sends her wardrobe high-plains drifting. Our Rabbit wears his heart on her sleeve.

FEATURES
44 G-MEN IN CRISIS
After September 11 the FBI got a new mandate: Hunt down terrorists. Trouble is, the storied feds can't both root out Al Qaeda and catch the homegrown killers, car thieves and goombas. Guess who's rejoicing. BY JEFFREY ROBINSON
80 COED SEX ADVICE
The sauciest read at college isn't Tropic of Cancer or Lady Chatterley's Lover. It's the advice columns in school newspapers, written by young women who love to ad-on nipple clamps, threesomes and raunch. BY ANTONIA SIMIGIS
84 WHY YOU CAN'T GET TICKETS
You're not a VIP and want seats at hot concerts and big-time sports events, it's all a beating the scalper mafia. BY CHIP ROWE
104 CATCH '22'
Emmitt Smith is the most prolific runner in the history of pro football. He also has lots to say about great sex with his wife, dealing with pain and the business sense that could make him an NFL owner. BY KEVIN COOK
107 WANT A WOODY?
The Alpha Z 33 is a 100-mile-an-hour mahogany powerboat. BY CHARLES PLUEDDEMAN
111 CENTERFOLDS ON SEX: TINA JORDAN
Tina likes to play coy, but she's game—in bathrooms, elevators and bars.
20Q BERNIE MAC
One of the original Kings of Comedy, Mac has his own Fox TV show now—and a it role as President Chris Rock's veep. He talks about throwing the dick, getting ripped off by his own dad and the joy of a manicure. BY DAVID RENSIN

FICTION
74 WON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN
Imagine being drunk for weeks on end, wolfing down every pill you can get your hands on—and playing the loudest, most anarchic rock-and-roll shows ever. Now imagine you're John Entwistle, the Who's bottom-end ox. BY JIM SHEPARD

INTERVIEW
59 JIMMY KIMMEL
The former Man Show host is about to flip late-night TV the bird. Lucky you. Here nobody censors his hilarious shtick about spanking it, getting laid in parking lots and smearing Adam Corolla with—well, you know. BY KEVIN COOK

PICTORIALS
68 CYBER GIRLS
We post 52 a year on our website. Imagine the competition. Now check out the winners.
90 PLAYMATE: CHARIS BOYLE
This Virginia native loves a jolt of excitement.
122 ALISON EASTWOOD
Ride, she said, and we pulled off our boots.

NOTES AND NEWS
13 HANGIN' WITH HEF
Jake Gyllenhaal and Colin Farrell rally at Hef's house.
49 THE PLAYBOY FORUM
The truth about false confessions, creationism update, filthy films get fixed.
151 PLAYMATE NEWS
Robert Forster's favorite Playmate, Lisa Dergan on Fox' NFL Show.

DEPARTMENTS
3 PLAYBILL
15 DEAR PLAYBOY
19 AFTER HOURS
32 WIRED, LIVING ONLINE, GAMES
38 PLAYBOY TV
40 PLAYBOY.COM
41 MEN
43 MANTRACK
47 THE PLAYBOY ADVISOR
102 PARTY JOKES
148 WHERE AND HOW TO BUY
155 ON THE SCENE
156 GRAPEVINE
158 POTPOURRI

LIFESTYLES
78 STAND BACK! I DON'T KNOW HOW BIG THIS THING IS GONNA GET!
We zoom in on the newest crop of long digital lenses.
86 SCENTS THAT SCORE
The latest men's fragrances are the next best thing to aphrodisiacs.
116 FRONT ROW FASHION
Catch a glimpse of the latest cat-walk trends set to pave the streets. BY JOSEPH DE ACETIS

REVIEWS
27 MOVIES
Christina Ricci pops Prozac, Bruce Willis goes Special Ops, Kyra Sedgwick steals the scene.
29 VIDEO
Great war films, hit (and randy) Britcom on DVD
30 MUSIC
Billy Joe Shaver, We Ragazzi, Yeah Yeah Yeahs.
35 BOOKS
Seven-inch culture, On Blondes and a history of Motown.