Celebrity Sleuth # 51, Ingénudes 18

'IT' GIRLS
4 Factory Approved SIENNA MILLER
8 Golden Globes SCARLETT JOHANSSON
12 Super Heroes HAYDEN PANETTIERE
CHANNELING DISNEY
16 High School Musical ASHLEY TISDALE
20 High School Musical VANESSA HUDGENS
24 7th Heaven BEVERLEY MITCHELL
28 Flicka ALISON LOHMAN
MISS•SPENT YOUTH
32 'Cell' Phone PARIS HILTON
36 Fully Loaded LINDSAY LOHAN
40 Packs a Wallop! MELISSA P.
GIRLS ACADEMY
44 The Devil Wears Prada EMILY BLUNT
48 The Departed VERA FARMIGA
52 Black Snake Moan CHRISTINA RICCI
SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
56 Teen `Teese' EVAN RACHEL WOOD
60 Gosh Josh! JANUARY JONES
64 Bloom in Love KATE BOSWORTH
68 Ryan's Grope ABBIE CORNISH
DEVILISH DAUGHTERS
72 Twin Peek AMBER TAMBLYN
76 Kid•nap Escape LYDIA HEARST
80 Gazza Strip BIANCA GASCOIGNE
84 Ripe You Are! PEACHES GELDOF
88 Stone Fox JADE JAGGER

The Sleuthsayer
Marvelous Meryl Streep {a 4-time Sleuth uncoveree} may well be our finest actress ever, but we wish she'd keep some advice to herself: "Young actresses do not need to take off their clothes," she counseled fellow 4-time Sleuthette Keira Knightley and Scarlett Johansson when they posed coyly nude for Vanity Fair's cover last year. "They obviously feel that, to emerge from the pack, they need to distinguish themselves by being more willing to do that than anyone else." Scarlett distinguishes herself on page 8.
Alas, many are heeding the acclaimed actress' advice: They want you to take off your clothes all the time [for roles] when you're younger," huffs Jessica Alba {bared in our last "Ingenudes," volume 17}. "I won't do that. I don't do nudity. I just don't." And the former Dark Angel doesn't "do it" for roles either: "From a really crass point of view," Alba asserts of having been propositioned for the casting couch, "if I just want to fuck somebody, I don't really want to see him in the morning, much less every day on the set."
Speaking of sets, Julia Stiles {"Ingenudes 14"} refuses to alter hers: "I've walked into my dressing room, and had a desk full of fake boobs that the producers have put there because they want me to have bigger breasts," claims the A-cup actress. "That's pretty blatant. I'm not stupid. I knowwhat it means." And it means she'll never bare her buds onscreen: No matter what the context is in the actual film," Stiles stipulates, "it can end up as pornography on the Internet." Or in certain magazines...
This much is certain, Anne Hathaway has no body issues...as C-een in the prior pair of "Ing6nudes"—even "letting her Brokeback Mountain costar Jake Gyllenhaal {whose sister Maggie joined Anne in "Ingenudes 16"} fondle her boobs for real, to make the scene as realistic as possible." Admits Anne: "I'm in the car topless with Jake and he's touched my shoulder and he's touched my stomach and he's touched around my back. Everywhere except for, you know, 'The Girls.' I just turned to him and said, 'It's okay Jake, you can touch my boobs.'"
But not farther south, cowboy! "I don't actively search for movies that I can get naked in," Hathaway makes clear. "It's not the most fun requirement of the job {speak for yourself!}, but nor is it something that I would 'ever NOT do a job because of. It is what it is. I turned down another movie because it was going to show a vagina—not mine, but somebody else's. Some people choose not to do nudity on moral grounds. I think that's a shoddy argument."
No argument here ...
Sticking UP For Our Youth,
Sleuth