Penthouse March 2004

ON THE COVER
Pet of the Year Runner-Up Courtney Taylor,
photographed by Carl L. Wachter. Courtney's pictorial
begins on page 87.

FEATURES
12 FAST FORWARD
Spirits, film, and more
19 VIEW FROM THE TOP
"Hell on Wheels," by Kristen Ulmer
24 IT CAN HAPPEN AGAIN!
National-security whistle-blowers. By Tom Callahan
50 JUSTICE
By Alan M. Dershowitz
52 DRIVING FORCE
"Goin' Racing," by Peter Manso
79 MEN'S HEALTH & FITNESS
84 STAND-UP GUYS
Lewis Black. By Jonathan Davis
104 SPORTING AMERICA
Jill Scott. By Jonathan Davis and Leigh Clark
106 GOING TO EXTREMES
"Riding the Edge"
108 SMART SEX
Premature ejaculation. By Dr. Judy Kuriansky
120 THE PENIS PAGE
America's top urinals. By Dan Beltramo
125 BEDTIME STORIES
"The Janitor." Erotic fiction by Pal Shazar
133 LOVE SICK
Satire by Eric Jay Decetis

PICTORIALS
NINA & DEVIN
Photos by Suze Randall
59 PET OF THE MONTH
Kimber Lee. Photos by Carl L. Wachter
87 PET OF THE YEAR RUNNER-UP
Courtney Taylor. Photos by Carl L. Wachter
111 SALOME & ZARA
Photos by Tony Ward

DEPARTMENTS
8 FORUM
14 FEEDBACK
16 CALL ME MADAM
29 DREAMS & DIVERSIONS
51 RIBALD RIMES
77 POLITICS IN THE MILITARY
62 JOYSTICK
122 TECHNOMANIA
130 SORAYAMA
136 THE JOKE MAN
138 ONLINE HUMOR
140 PENTHOUSE ON THE ROAD
142 HARD TIMES
145 X-RATED VIDEO