Hustler March 2008

GIRLS SPREAD
24 EUFRAT: Suspend Disbelief
Photography by Charles Lightfoot
42 MARUE MOORE: I Need More
Photography by John Brant
62 ANDIE VALENTINO & RENAE CRUZ: Jacuzzi Rules
Photography by Matti Klatt
82 ERIN AVERY: My Funny Valentine
Photography by Lad von Jansky
112 VICTORIA VALMER: Meet Me in Paris!
Covergirl Photography by Hicksphoto
132 KATARINA KAT & JUSTIN MAGNUM: The 01' Ball & Chain
Photography by Suze Randall
176 LELA STAR: Overexposed
Photography by Holly Randall
MONTHLY FEATURES
3 AD PARODY
16 MATTEL: TOYS TO DIE FOR
36 WHY ARE THE BARBI TWINS & THEIR DOGGED FRIENDS FEARED?
Animal Rights "Terrorism" Forum by Shane & Sia Barbi
40 NANCY BENOIT
Exclusive Nude Pics of Wrestler's Doomed Wife by Tyler Downey
50 REAL-LIFE FANTASY ISLAND
by Joe Diámond
54 MYSPACE GIRL
57 ARIOCK'S PULL-OUT VALENTINE
60 VICIOUS VALENTINES
70 GEORGE MONBIOT'S ALERT
Expert Speaks Out on Climate Change
Interview by Bruce David & Ed Rampell —
73 OUT OF THE FRYING PAN
Frightening Realities of Global Warming by Harry Walsh
78 LISA LAMPANELLI
Dirty Stand-up's Uproarious Confessions
Interview by Keith Valcourt
102 MOVIE MAMMARIES
The Skintillating Gals of Grey's Anatomy
104 FAMOUS FLESH
Dancing With the Stars' Karina Smirnoff
105 GROIN'S ANATOMY
Outrageous Cartoon Spoof by Noel Anderson
THE ISSUE'S STANDARDS
7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
by Larry Flynt
8 TECH KNOW
Cool New Gadgets, Plus HDTV Giveaway
9 ROBERT SCHEER
10 GAME ON
11 NAT HENTOFF
13 FEEDBACK
17 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH
19 BITS & PIECES
Singin' Gazongas, Pamela Pummeled, Fellatio Fantasy & More
32 HOT LETTERS
96 HUSTLER HUMOR
98 SIGHTS & SOUNDS
Groupie Kiss-and-Teller, Reincarnated Motels, Worthwhile Discs Galore
121 COLLEGE REPORT
Assault on Free Speech: The 50,000-Volt Jolt Heard Round the World
122 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS
125 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT
XXX Reviews, Sinema's Rookie Prankster & Reality Show Porn
140 BEAVER HUNT
Unbashful Amateurs

PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
THE FUTURE IS NOW
HUSTLER has taken its next big step: digital publishing! You are now able to get a monthly digital version of HUSTLER Magazine delivered right to your computer, page for page, exactly the same as the one sold at newsstands. How convenient is that? Even better is the price: just $2.30 per issue with a yearly subscription. And there will be a few extras as well, starting with four XXX video clips.
But this is just the beginning. Over the next few years, as we keep up with the marvels of cybertechnology, you can be certain that the digital version of HUSTLER will become more and more interactive. How cool will it be when you can finally click your mouse to make our centerfold come to life and talk to you?
Be one of the first to step into the world of tomorrow by visiting HustlerSub.com. See you in the future.
- Larry Flynt, Publisher