D-Cup December 1992

3 AND GOD CREATED D-CUP
Introduction
And it was good!
6 HONEY MOONS
Pictorial
Awesome aureolas!
14 BIG BOOB BEAT
Photo Feature
D-Cup icon cookie pins!
16 LETTERS
Photo Feature
Perfect Pandora!
18 SHANA
Pictorial
Sun-ripened melons!
24 THE WENDY WHOPPERS INTERVIEW
Photo Feature
Fast food for the libido!
27 LOLA
Pictorial
Tasty and all-natural!
30 CRYSTAL STORM & STACI STAXX
Pictorial
A double dose of triple F!
40 ANN
Pictorial
Best chest in the Midwest!
44 CANDY CANTALOUPES
Centcrspread
She wants men to shoot it on her tits!
52 CULLIVER'S TRAVELS PART II
Fiction
Agiantman's erotic adventures in the land of miniature mammarific maidens!
54 TIFFANY DOES DEEP THROAT PICTORIAL
Ms. Towers takes a hot wad on her 75 inches!
62 AMATEUR CITY
Photo Feature
The British are coming!
64 QUEEN GAZONGA
Humor
Working girl!
66 THREE, TWO, ONE—DEAD
Photo Feature
Straight down without a parachute!
94 ROCKY MOUNTAINS
Pictorial
Peaks of perfection!

EDITORIAL NOTE
And the magazine was fruitful and it multiplied and it was in the fifth year of its time on earth that God said, "Let there be one issue that surpasses all other issues in sheer erotic heat and humongous overthe-edge mega-mams and let that issue begin with a woman who shall be called Honey Moons, and on the tips of her 88-inch jugs, she shall have an awesome pair of aureola, the size of compact discs, and those aureola shall inspire men to shoot their seed upon her until she is coated with seed, a veritable monument to the sexual power of the large-breasted woman." And God saw that Honey Moons was good and He said, "Let there be Candy Cantaloupes and let her be the most gorgeous woman to ever grace the cover of a boob mag, and let her have a titillating hobby, like shooting guns, and a hot stage show, and let her spread wide and pink in the centerfold." And God saw that Candy Cantaloupes was excellent and He said, "Let there be Wendy Whoppers and let her give good interview and in that interview let her explain, in precise detail, how she likes to perform cunnilingus and fellatio and how such acts give her wondrous orgasms." And God saw that Wendy Whoppers was good and He said, "Let there be an encore appearance by Crystal Storm and in it she shall make Lesbian Love to a woman of equal proportions who shall be known as Staci Staxx," and God saw that Crystal and Staci were extraordinary, perhaps the best ever, and He said, "Let there be amateurs and these amateurs shall have mammaries as massive as professionals and they shall come from the four corners of the earth and be photographed by their husbands and lovers and friends and neighbors and some of these amateurs shall be really good and they shall appear in full blown pictorials." And God saw that He'd created a dynamite issue, and it was good, and He said, "Let there be appreciative readers to enjoy the fruits of My labors and may this issue jump off the newsstands and may it continue to be fruitful and multiply."—As told to the Very Rev. B. Paradise.