Club September 1986

4 COMMUNICATION
7 SKY BLUE
Donald Milne
12 THE WEAPONS OF WAR: PART X
15 LITA
Aja & Assoc.
23 THE GIRL FROM A.U. N.T.
Bill Ward
32 GRACE
Dwight Fox
38 NO-NOTHING NUBES
Ed Lancaster
42 FLIGHT OF FANTASY
Dwight Fox
52 MOVE OVER DARLENE
Steve Quilley
55 NOT SO GENTLY BENTLEY
John McGovren
58 CHROME PLATED
Suze Randall
66 FEELS ON REELS
70 STATE OF THE NATION
Marilyn Chambers
73 CONTACTS
79 SWINGER OF THE MONTH
84 PRIVATE PARTS: ONE WOMAN'S FANTASY
90 PRIVATE PARTS: OBSESSION

EDITORIAL NOTE
Ouch. Arghh. Thud! Let this be a warning to all those readers who expressed a desire to lay Miss Sass on her back and, to quote M.L. of Mass., "Fuck her legless right around the room on the end of my nine inch throbbing cock until we both collapse in the kitchen..." Presumably the kitchen because M.L. was only after a cold beer all the time anyway, but we'll let that pass. Dear M. L., I have tried this and it is not the greatest idea you have ever had. Beware of ladies returning from vacation at this time of year. Miss Sass has been sunning her naked tits in hot parts and while they are hot and smooth to the touch, they are quite painful and sore when fiendishly grasped behind the filing cabinets. Miss Sass has barricaded herself in the boardroom and refuses to come out until we sign a promise not to touch her for a month. Which is going to play merry fucking hell with the work conditions up here as Miss Sass is the only office perk we get and I for one, am resigning — the publisher.