Chic May 1980

5 Inside Chic
7 Mail Bag
Fecal affront, frightened by seers, CHIC hunt request.
9 News Real
11 Odds & Ends
Spanking at the bank, der Führer of poo-poo, exploding tampons.
18 I Hired a Killer
by Thomas Adcock.
Mail-order murder.
22 The Banquet
Photographed by Suze Randall.
Meat eater's special.
30 The Great San Francisco Comedy Competition
by John Roemer.
Breaking into the laugh racket.
36 Diane
Photographed by Matti Klatt.
Bird of paradise.
42 Double Zero
Fiction by Christopher Gilmore.
Hash, a hot bimbo and the U.S. Air Force just the beginning.
46 Glenda
Photographed by Matti Klatt.
Working out at home.
56 Lilly Rodriguez Is One Tough Mother!
by Stuart Goldman.
She could be America's baddest woman.
60 The Sounds of Seduction
by Mike Falcon.
The very latest turntable turn-on tips.
64 Window Dressing
Photographed by Clive McLean.
72 Get Away From It All!
by Burr Snider.
The real-estate agency for unusual requests.
85 Sex View
The swinging marriage.
93 Close-up
Comedy duo, reborn club owner, Russian-redneck millionaire.
99 Sex Life
by Bruce Henderson.
Penis implants.