Celebrity Skin # 80, October 1999

REPLETE OFFENDERS
13 Rebecca DeMornay
4 Gina Gershon
14 Jennifer Jason Leigh
6 Madonna
10 Lena Olin
11 Anne Parillaud
15 Amanda Plummer
12 Theresa Russell
8 Joan Severance
16 Dyanne Thorne
17 Wendy O Williams
ILL-TEMPERED TEMPTRESSES
20 Madchen Amick
19 Rosanna Arquette
21 Kim Basinger
24 Glenn Close
18 Jennifer Lopez
25 Anna Thomson
22 Fabiana Udenio
23 Cynda Williams
LEAN, MEAN, FIGHTING MACHINES
34 Drew Barrymore
57 Georgina Cates
38 Kim Dickens
58 Sarah Michelle Gellar
58 Ali Larter
59 Jamie Luner
32 Rose McGowan
37 Christina Ricci
40 Denise Richards
36 Reese Witherspoon
ASS-KICKING CABLE COQUETTES
75 Lisa Barbuscia
74 Lisa Boyle
73 Gabriella Hall
77 Sandra Hess
71 Hudson Leick
70 Theresa Lynn
76 Michelle Moffett
72 Kira Reed
68 Sable
ORIGINAL SINNERS
86 Joan Collins
85 Angie Dickinson
78 Mamie Van Doren
84 Faye Dunaway
82 Pam Grier
81 Hedy Lamarr
88 Russ Meyer Babes
80 Betty Page
87 Elke Sommer

EDITORIAL NOTE
The Skinny
It's been a bi-polar month around these parts with SKIN's mischievous inner child and parental good sense duking it out in a brutal game of moral tug-of-war. And guess what? Our inner child is kicking ass! Unbelievers need only turn the page, dare they step inside the ring with CELEBRITY SKIN #80, Naughty By Nature, featuring some of the baddest mothers (and let's not forget daughters and sisters!) ever to swish their saucy tail across the big and small screens.
Round One socks it to ya in our Replete Offenders section, lining up a cell full of well-rounded bad girls who continually pop our corks in the cruellest of ways only Madonna, Gina Gershon, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Lena Olin, Anne Parillaud, Theresa Russell, Joan Severance and others can. Bad never looked so good!
Unless, of course you're staring at the sweet 'n' sour seductresses found in our Ill-Tempered Temptresses section. Yup, we've got Jennifer Lopez, Amanda Plummer, Glenn Close, Fabiana Udenio of Austin Powers fame and the whole nasty lot of 'em. So maybe one of them boils bunnies and the other wears layers of chains while engaging in sadistic rituals, but come on! They're smokin'!
And you will be too the minute you turn the page to our Lean, Mean, Fighting Machines department, kicking and screaming with the cruelest, nudest newcomers ever to step up to the silver screen and out of their undies. Or maybe you've seen enough Rose McGowan, Christina Ricci, Ali Lager, Reese Witherspoon, Drew Barrymore, Georgina Cates, and Denise Richards. Yeah. Just what we thought. We'll see you there.
And we're sure we'll bump into you again in our Ass-Kicking Cable Coquettes department where the vampy, vengeful forms of late-night cable stars get the paddywagon rockin'.
Then, when all is said and done, we'll say our goodbyes over a sampling of legendary leading lewd girls like Mamie Van Doren, Hedy Lamarr, badass Betty Page, Pam Grier, that Bitch Joan Collins and more in our Original Sinners department.
Oh, and just to prove that SKIN takes the good with the bad, we're giving you your own personal mini-mag, From Virgin To Vixen, featuring the 24 sexiest films ever to drive the purest of snow right out of her little cotton panties!
Oh, behave!
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