Playbore (1983)

5 PLAYBILGE
11 THE WORLD OF PLAYBORE
13 DEAR PLAYBORE
15 PLAYBORE AFTER HOURS AND HOURS
25 GUYS by Isa Babbler
27 THE PLAYBORE ADVISOR
31 DEAR PLACEMATS
33 THE PLAYBORE PATHOLOGY by Hugh M. Hepner
34 THE PLAYBORE FORUM
37 PLAYBORE INTERVIEW: JESUS CHRIST — protracted palaver
42 RABBIT IS DEAD — priapic prose by John Update
44 WHAT AILS THE COSMOS? — serious, serious stuff
46 DADDY'S LITTLE WOMAN — playbore's placemat of the month
52 PLAYBORE'S PARTY JOKESTER — "humor"
54 GARY, WE HARDLY KNEW YE by David Halberstammer
56 TWENTY YEARS OF UNSOLICITUDE by gabriel Garcia Marketz
58 GIRLS OF THE PLO — bombshell pictorial
60 THE HISTORY OF SEX IN ARCHITECTURE — titillating treatise
63 PLAYBORE MANSION SUN CITY — housewarming
66 WRESTLINGATE — reportage verite by A. Craig Detritus
69 FED UP— revenge fiction by Carl Burnstein
71 UPDATING THE OLD MASTERS — class by MeRoy MeNeiman
72 THE PLAYBORE READERS SEX SURVEILLANCE, PART I
73 WOMEN WEAR — attiresome by Dated Plaid
76 20 QUESTIONS: DIANE SAWYER AND JESSICA SAVITCH
78 EATING NASTASSJA KINSKI — palatable pictorial
81 TITS & ASS — dirty doggerel by Shil Shallowstyle
83 INTREWDER IN THE QUEENYE'S BEDROOM by Geoffrey Chaucer
84 PLAYBORE FUNNIES — ""humor""
87 LITTLE ANDY FANNY by willie Kurtz and Harv Elderlyman
91 PLAYBORE ON THE SCENE

COVER STORY
Now where have our clever artists hidden that rabbit this month? They always do it so brilliantly. Hmm, he couldn't possibly be that urbane fellow nuzzling our all-time favorite cover girl, Barbi Benton, could he? Because for just a fleeting moment, we almost thought beautiful Barbi, former flame of PLAYBORE's Editor & Publisher Hugh M. Hepner, seemed a little bit, well, bored by the stalwart hare. Nah, couldn't be our rabbit.