Penthouse November 2003

ON THE COVER
Pet of the Month Anais Alexander, photographed by Suze Randall. Anais's pictorial begins on page 59.

FEATURES
12 FAST FORWARD
Television, film, and more
14 FEEDBACK
Letters from Iraq
19 VIEW FROM THE TOP
"20 Worst College Football Teams," by Danny Sheridan
26 FAMILY THERAPY
Mob boss psychs out shrinks. By Greg B. Smith
44 A CUT ABOVE THE REST
Service by Andy Pargh
46 JUSTICE
By Alan M. Dershowitz
52 SPORTING AMERICA
Mike Whitmarsh. By Jonathan Davis and Leigh Clark
55 MEN'S HEALTH & FITNESS
Back problems and more
81 RONDE BARBER
Interview by Linda Marx
102 STAND-UP GUYS
Jeffrey Ross. By Jonathan Davis
129 BEDTIME STORIES
"Melting the Mint," by Halley Suitt
130 SMART SEX
Beyond kinky. By Dr. Judy Kuriansky
137 IRAQI PLAYING CARDS
Satire by Bill Lee

PICTORIALS
33 VALERIE & BOBBI
Photos by Tony Ward
59 PET OF THE MONTH
Anais Alexander. Photos by Suze Randall
85 JADE
Photos by Robert Gordon
107 BATHROOM PASS
Photos by Suze Randall

DEPARTMENTS
10 FORUM
16 CALL ME MADAM
29 DREAMS & DIVERSIONS
49 JOYSTICK
77 POLITICS IN THE MILITARY
78 TECHNOMANIA
43 RIBALD RIMES
98 PENTHOUSE ON THE ROAD
100 PENTHOUSE BOOKS
128 PARTING SHOT
132 THE JOKE MAN
134 SORAYAMA
142 ONLINE HUMOR
154 HARD TIMES