Hustler October 2011

GIRLS
29 NICOLE
Making Sweet Music Photography by Suze Randall
49 TIFFANY THOMPSON
Late Bloomer Photography by Mark Lit
64 STOYA & KAYDEN
Turtle Doves Photography by Digital Playground
76 LONI EVANS
Delightfully Driven Photography by Mark Lit
106 CAPRICE
Love Sucks Photography by Matti Klatt
123 KEEPING IT UP FOR THE KARD-ASS-IANS #2
Photography courtesy HUSTLER Video
161 GOLDEN GIRL ALICIA
Classic Photography by Suze Randall
FEATURES
38 JASMIN ST. CLAIRE: THE NAKED TRUTH
The onetime gang-bang queen reveals body, mind and soul. Book review by Michael McClay
42 SOLAR MAXIMUM . PART 1: DEATH RAY FROM THE SUN
Monstrous solar eruptions could bring back the Stone Age by 2013. Report by Christopher Ketcham
45 SOLAR MAXIMUM PART 2: THE NUCLEAR PERIL
A solar superstorm spurring electricity and water shortages will devastate all nuke plants� and the horror intensifies... Report by Karl Grossman
57 LUCY LASTIQUE
Inner-and-outer space X-cursions Comic strip by Jaxtraw Studios
72 RETRO CHEESECAKE
Vintage pinups galore Book reviews by Albert Pierce
91 THE BIGGEST SHOW ON EARTH
Miss BBW pageant Report by Anthony Petkovich
STANDARDS
3 SEX PARODY
Schvitzka vodka
7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
Republican bullshit by Larry Flynt
9 TECH KNOW
Pow! Bam! Boof! How to win superhero flash drives!
11 GAME ON
Destroy hideous ETs and comumble with Marlon Brando
13 ROBERT SCHEER
Looking for bin Laden in all the wrong places
15 NAT HENTOFF
Uncle Sam's machinery of fear
17 ALEX BENNETT
Quality time with the Commies, part deux
19 MAMIE VAN DOREN
Siren song, part 2
21 FEEDBACK
A reader finds cannibalism tasteless
22 POLITICAL PARODY
Meet Lee. Meet Dubai.
23 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH
Donald Trump
24 BITS & PIECES Kesha fellatio spoof, Jesse Jane & pals gang-signing at HUSTLER Hollywood and more
28 HOT LETTERS
Voyeur and exhibitionist unite!
37 CLASSIC CARTOONS
Vintage 'toons for discerning loons
88 HUSTLER HUMOR
Laughter's last stand
94 SIGHTS & SOUNDS
Electro whiz Moby, daydreaming with the Posies and worthwhile discs
98 FAMOUS FLESH
Milla's sexy cell phone mishap
99 MOVIE MAMMARIES
Jennifer Connelly's marvelous melons!
104 COLLEGE REPORT
Love outrivals hate
105 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS
Kinky humanitarian Penny
115 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT
Sarah reopens her yap in Who's Nailin' Palin? #2, Misty Stone's back in Boooty Shop and Tegan Summers gets a grip in TSA
135 BEAVER HUNT
Stellar amateurs
155 LARRY FLYNT'S D.C. UNCOVERED
157 BOTTOMS UP!
Brandy is for heroes
158 COUGARS UNLEASHED
Brazilian sexport Augusta
159 GIRLS OF FACEBOOK
Meet purdy 'n' nerdy Ruby