Chic March 1979

5 POSTAL CHIC
Extra! Girl reads Chic, finally gives grateful boyfriend head. This true romance and more.
7 DOPE
by David Harrison. Great adventures in smuggling
9 CHIC THRILLS
Dress your lady in latex underthings, inspire her laughter with great punch lines, and make her douche with Lysol
16 ROOM SERVICE
Photographed by James Baes. big tips are only for those who deliver
26 BROOKE SHIELDS IS ONLY IN EIGHTH GRADE, AND SHE ALREADY MAKES MORE MONEY THAN YOU'LL EVER SEE
by Cobbett Steinberg. Movie stars are rich sumbitches. Here are their salaries
31 THE AMAZING AERIAL BORDELLO
Photographed by Matti Klatt. An English explorers' club searches for the hair pie in the sky
40 MR. SPEED
by Doug Garr. Once around the track with super-racer Mario Andretti
44 REUNION
Fiction by J.R. Young. Seventeen years later, she was still his high school fantasy
47 JEANINE
Photographed by Suze Randall. She likes to sit on the glass table you've drunk yourself under.
56 "DADDY'S HOME!"
by Steve Whitney and Jeffery Wood. A special report on changing role models for father.
62 SKATE DATE
Wheel sex on a chic selection of the latest in rollerskate styles.
69 BITCHES
by Jerry Stahl. We're not saying women are instinctively out to eat your nuts for breakfast, but you gotta watch out for some.
72 PICK A CAR, ANY CAR
by Steve Govoni. The car theft business is a growth industry. Find out why, and how to keep your wheels.
75 CINDI
Photographed by Clive McLean. The hose knows.
95 CLOSE-UP
Tony Alva shoots the cement curl while Robert Truax shoots for outer space.
99 MEDIA
by Sam Sutherland. How rock stars can be both famous and broke
101 SEX LIFE
The bedroom's not the only place to fuck